Jack was an insecure guy. He needed professional help. Whenever people taunted him, he had to show off just to show how manly he was. The crowd taunted him by saying, "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jump over the candlestick." So Jack, being as insecure as he always was, took the dare.
So what happened to Jack? Well, Jack was nimble and Jack was quick. He did indeed jump over that candlestick. Unfortunately he didn't know that the wax had melted all over the floor. So he slipped on the wax and broke his hip.
Jack was rushed to the hospital where all the king's horses and all the king's men with great difficulty put Jack back together again. Thus, Jack was no longer nimble and was no longer quick. But he was still handsome. And this got him into more trouble.
You guessed it. He met and married Jill. They bought a plantation and built a nice ranch house. And yes, they had a well where they could collect water. Now the ranch did indeed have indoor plumbing and both of them took advantage of this. But when it came time to care for their livestock, they fetched the water from the well on top of the hill. But Jack was still as careless as he always was. Yes, he fell down the hill and broke his crown. And Jill, being as careless as Jack, fell off the hill too.
Since this incident occurred, their medical insurance rates have skyrocketed. Neither of them climb up the hill anymore. They almost had to sell thier plantation due to their medical co-pays. And now you know what happened to poor Jack.
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