Conductor Of Electricity

When I was a kid in school, my mother made we wear sweaters that helped me conduct electricty. I remember being in an art class with a pure metal sink. Every winter I would try to wash my hands in the sink. I built up such a charge each winter that when I just touched the sink people could see the electricty I was producing.

Now that I'm older, I don't wear such electric conductive sweaters and I don't conduct electricity as much. But from time to time I wear my hooded sweatshirt. And I can see the sparks flying.

So if you ever see me on the street, beware. I might give you a truly shocking experience. I've also learned that if you disassemble a disposable camera in just the right way, you can give yourself instant CPR.